Friday, December 12, 2008

The Light of the Bulb

I'm working on a gear list - it will most likely be posted next week, assuming I don't chain-run instances all weekend and have some time to scour Wowhead and polish the post a bit. When will it be out exactly? To quote the Blizz blues, "Soon."

On to more important matters! How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) 1 holy paladin
But if you ask him to do anything else while changing the light bulb, you're kidding yourself.

2) 1 ret paladin
Who will hammer the bulb into place until shines. Or breaks.

3) 1 prot paladin
Because they don't need no stinkin' help.

4) 2 holy paladins
Who will keep the task going on perpetually until one of them gets bored and leaves.

5) 2 ret paladins
One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to keep the death knights, moonkins, shadow priests, and survival hunters from taking their job.

6) 1 holy, 1 prot, and 1 ret paladin
But their friends still won't get Blessing of Kings.

7) 2, Zebra and Honors
Who better blog about it when they're done.

As for Cathmor? He probably wouldn't change the bulb at all, 'cuz he spends more time in Icecrown than he does in that dingy old room.

Thanks to Megs for the fun times post.