"Jan. 12: ... Bill Belichick's New England storm troopers rout Jack Del
Rio's "pitiable little band" of Jaguars.
Feb. 3: The New York Giants rally to win Super Bowl XLII on a last-minute
drive when quarterback Eli Manning listens to Obi-Wan, turns off his targeting
device and successfully fires a pair of proton torpedoes into New England's
thermal exhaust port while Patriots coach Bill Belichick careens off into
Ahhhh, football and Star Wars references... two things I love.