Thursday, February 5, 2009

Help Me Hurt Them

I know Megs does these all the time, so I thought I'd try my hand at one. This ballad is how I feel about Seal of the Martyr and the healers that make it work. Get your rotten tomatoes ready, this is going to be horrific:

To the tune of "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls

"I Cut Myself" - sung to a healer
I cut myself
I want you to fix me
When my health is low
I want you behind me
I hurt myself
I want you to heal me
I bleed myself
I want you to infuse me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I cut myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me healthy honey
You're the buff that makes me leet
When you're around I'm always bashing
I want to declare it on the street

I cast my seal
And see you behind me
Know I would die
If you were to forsake me
Recount can see
Just how much I need you
I get down on my greaves
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I cut myself
I want you to fix me
When my damage is low
I want you behind me
I hurt myself
I want you to heal me
I bleed myself
I want you to infuse me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I cut myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, ow!

Chorus

Disclaimer: Josh does not actually cut himself, this is merely a commentary on the interaction of Seal of the Martyr / Seal of Blood, paladins, and their healers.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol Hideous, my mind is gagging and dry heaving

Tego said...

blizz needs to make a /emo emote and roll that into judgments when SOB/SOM is active.... i agree that paladins != warlock and save arathas shouldn't be whiny emo $&*^ at least i laughed