I know it doesn't have the same effect without Scott Adams' art, but I thought of this Dilbert comic strip today and thought I'd share -
Man: (on the phone) Is this the "Help Desk"?
Dogbert: (on the phone, wearing a headset) No, that group got reengineered out of existence. I'm the new "no help whatsoever desk." My job is to make sure you never call again.
Man: Can you tell me how to make a pie chart?
Dogbert: Crush your computer into small chunks, add flour and bake one hour. While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named "Manual." Repeat the process until you get the desired result.
Man: (sitting in front of oven, manual in hand) This lost a lot in the translation...
Ahhhh, Dogbert. Cheeky puppy.
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Damn you. I did not know that there are years worth of comics online. Now I have the curse of the webcomic. Yes I know it's not a webcomic, but it's still a comic, online, of which I have not read every single one.
I just spent an hour reading these. So many years of Dilbert. ahhh!
Aaah, Dilbert... where would we be without his wisdom.
Well, really, Dogbert's wisdom.
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